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Fools On A Hill
Age reccomendation 15+
Toasted Fiction Theatre Presents
Fools On A Hill
by non-award-winning writer Christopher Patrick

Christian 2: “God appeared to me in a vision, surrounded by clouds and lights—“

Christian 1: “What kind of light show did he have on?”

Christian 2: “Light show? He’s no Justin Bieber”

Christian 1: “Course naw. But was it like a big white light or like something you’d see at a Kelburn disco?”

After God appears to one of them in a vision (complete with Kelburn disco lighting) two Christians take it upon themselves to start spreading the word of God again, putting the world to rights the only way they know how – a good old fashioned crucifixion. A quick trip to IKEA later, and they’re ready and raring to go.At least one of them remembered the co-codamol.

Hammer. Nails. Flatpack Cross. Co-Codamol. This is bound to end well!

Audience Praise For Fools On A Hill

“A dark comedy that is quick witted & full of warmth”

“scratches that slightly shameful itch when it comes to laughing at creed, faith and friendships”

”Very punchy, concise and funny with well realised characters”

date: 13 May 2017, 8:00pm venue: The Beacon Studio

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