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May 2018

Ta Da Productions & Tip Your Hat Productions presents

The Francie & Josie Show


A feast of Scottish entertainment in tribute to the Kings of Scottish Comedy, Francie & Josie.

A show for the whole family featuring original routines and songs, this trip down memory lane will have you belly-laughing out loud. Liam Dolan (Francie) and Johnny Mac (Josie) pay tribute to their comedy heroes and impersonate the two legends to a tee!

Comedy nostalgia at its best – a must-see show, so book early ….. you “sure sure sure” don’t want to miss it!

Date: 18 May 2018
Prices: £16.00 to £18.00

August 2018

ROBERT C KELLY AND GBL PRODUCTIONS PRESENT

“51 SHADES OF MAGGIE”

Written by Leesa Harker

Starring Leah MacRae
(“River City” “Gary: Tank Commander”)


After 3 sell-out Scottish tours comes the return of smash hit comedy Fifty One Shades of Maggie starring the original Scottish “Maggie”, River City and Gary: Tank Commander star Leah MacRae.

The best-selling send-up of 50 Shades of Grey tells the story of loveable Maggie, who, like most women, has been let down by all the men in her life

At the Social Security Office Maggie meets the handsome and hunky Mr Big! Will he turn out to be the man of her dreams, or will his “Private Room of Pain” put her off?

This hilarious and naughty play will have you laughing out loud on Maggie’s journey of love, booze and whips!

Prepare for the funniest, sexiest (and maybe dirtiest) show you shall see this year.

AGE SUITABILITY

Please note due to the strong language and themes of an adult nature this show is deemed unsuitable for anyone under the age of 16.

Date: 18 Aug 2018
Prices: £25.00

October 2018

Robert C Kelly by arrangement with The Dolls present

The Dolls Dragged Up


THEY’RE BACK! The tan has barely faded from Agnes and Sadie’s thick skin and they’re in trouble again, and left lip-synching for their lives.

Missing money, an unlucky handbag and nutcase gangsters are just a few of the disasters they’ll have to dodge as the Dolls are dragged through a glittering underworld filled with rivalries, rhinestones and rammies on a camp, crazy, gusset drenching adventure of queen sized proportions!

Mistaken identities and secret disguises abound in this highly anticipated sequel. Will the gallus gals be able to keep up with who’s who? Will long brewing family resentments be resolved? Will The Dolls solve the mystery of the missing dug and most importantly, will their dormant 1980’s disco dancing skills save them from The McKray twins, Scotland’s fruitiest, nuttiest gangsters?

Bring yer pals join THE DOLLS in DRAGGED UP!

Not for the fainthearted or the weans under 16.

Date: 11 Oct - 13 Oct 2018
Prices: £25.00