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August 2018

ROBERT C KELLY AND GBL PRODUCTIONS PRESENT

“51 SHADES OF MAGGIE”

Written by Leesa Harker

Starring Leah MacRae
(“River City” “Gary: Tank Commander”)


After 3 sell-out Scottish tours comes the return of smash hit comedy Fifty One Shades of Maggie starring the original Scottish “Maggie”, River City and Gary: Tank Commander star Leah MacRae.

The best-selling send-up of 50 Shades of Grey tells the story of loveable Maggie, who, like most women, has been let down by all the men in her life

At the Social Security Office Maggie meets the handsome and hunky Mr Big! Will he turn out to be the man of her dreams, or will his “Private Room of Pain” put her off?

This hilarious and naughty play will have you laughing out loud on Maggie’s journey of love, booze and whips!

Prepare for the funniest, sexiest (and maybe dirtiest) show you shall see this year.

AGE SUITABILITY

Please note due to the strong language and themes of an adult nature this show is deemed unsuitable for anyone under the age of 16.

Date: 18 Aug 2018
Prices: £25.00

September 2018

Gilded Balloon presents

Scott Gibson: Anywhere But Here


Scott was just 16 when he first set off on a voyage of self-discovery. His destination? Kavos, obviously. Where else?

Gibson takes you on an odyssey charting the choppy waters of youth in a blisteringly funny hour about the escapism and hedonism of travel. A story about friendship, love, pool parties, travel insurance and the Greek third-choice goalie.

Edinburgh Comedy Award for Best Newcomer 2016

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐The Mirror ⭐⭐⭐⭐The Guardian ⭐⭐⭐⭐The Herald ⭐⭐⭐⭐The List

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐Broadway Baby

Date: 15 Sep 2018
Prices: £9.50 to £12.00

DH Promotions presents

Milton Jones & Friends


A top night of comedy is coming to the Beacon! Headlining the show is the messy haired master of the one liner, Milton Jones! A regular feature on our TV screens, Milton has appeared on Live at the Apollo and is a regular panellist on Mock the Week.

Milton is one of the country’s most successful touring comedians. His unique style of comedy has audiences in stitches causing laughter just as loud as his shirts!

“No-one can touch Jones when he hits his stride” The Guardian

Milton will be joined on the night by four top Scottish comedians.

Date: 29 Sep 2018
Prices: £20.00 to £22.50

October 2018

Robert C Kelly by arrangement with The Dolls present

The Dolls Dragged Up


THEY’RE BACK! The tan has barely faded from Agnes and Sadie’s thick skin and they’re in trouble again, and left lip-synching for their lives.

Missing money, an unlucky handbag and nutcase gangsters are just a few of the disasters they’ll have to dodge as the Dolls are dragged through a glittering underworld filled with rivalries, rhinestones and rammies on a camp, crazy, gusset drenching adventure of queen sized proportions!

Mistaken identities and secret disguises abound in this highly anticipated sequel. Will the gallus gals be able to keep up with who’s who? Will long brewing family resentments be resolved? Will The Dolls solve the mystery of the missing dug and most importantly, will their dormant 1980’s disco dancing skills save them from The McKray twins, Scotland’s fruitiest, nuttiest gangsters?

Bring yer pals join THE DOLLS in DRAGGED UP!

Not for the fainthearted or the weans under 16.

Date: 11 Oct - 13 Oct 2018
Prices: £25.00

MZA & CHiLL Productions present
Craig Hill – C’mon the Lads!


This show is soooooo not about fit-baws! Jockstrap yourself in for a “Balls-out”funny night of no-holds-barred comedy - it’s all gonna kick off!

Hot on the heels of his latest sell-out tour, our very favourite Kilted Comedian shoots back to the
Beacon Arts Centre and scores with a night full of fun - remember and book early!

‘Flat-out hilarious... I’ve not heard a room laugh so long and hard… There isn’t
anyone better at working a crowd… the audience was in absolute paroxysms of
laughter… Genuinely funny.’ ★★★★★ (Mirror).

‘Funny as hell!’ (Scotland on Sunday)

‘Riotous!’ ★★★★ (Herald Sun, Australia)

‘Wickedly subversive… Funny, charming, charismatic’ (Metro)

‘Hilarious… delightfully fizzy tone and sharp observational jokes…Brilliant!’ (Daily Record)

‘Master of audience interaction’ (Chortle)

‘Priceless... … A laugh-out-loud performance from beginning to end… An
hour with Hill makes for a cracking show.. absolutely hilarious!’ ★★★★ (List)




www.mrcraighill.com

@mrcraighill #Cmonthelads

Date: 19 Oct 2018
Prices: £12.50 to £14.50

November 2018

Robert Temple: The Hypnotist - LIVE & OUTRAGEOUS!



*Not for the easily offended

Join leading hypnotist Robert Temple on a fast-paced, laugh-out-loud and hysterical ride to the centre of your imagination! This is YOUR chance to become the star of this unforgettable show.

Forget tired old pocket watches and people clucking like chickens – “The Hypnotist: Live & Outrageous” is a cutting-edge, thrilling show featuring incredible hypnosis and never before seen side splitting sketches… which are guaranteed to tickle the very naughtiest parts of your mind.

Whether you want to take part or just laugh at the people who do – this WILL be one of the funniest shows you’ll see this year… so don’t miss out.”

Written by Robert Temple & Kennedy. Directed by Kennedy.

Date: 21 Nov 2018
Prices: £18.00 to £20.00