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June 2017

Date: 29 Jun - 30 Jun 2017
Prices: £15.00

July 2017

Dead Sheep Comedy presents

Scott Gibson:

The winner of the 2016 Edinburgh Comedy Award for Best Newcomer is back with an honest and frank insight into the men who have influenced and impacted his life. The good, the bad and the indifferent. An unexpected reunion with his father, along with the death of his grandfather in late 2014 forced Scott to look at the men in his family, and to ask the question... is there truth in the old saying ‘Like Father, Like Son’. Expect deep honesty, dark truths, personal reflection and laughter.

“A natural gifted storyteller” - Frankie Boyle
***** The Mirror | **** The Guardian | **** The Herald | **** The List | ***** Broadway Baby | ****Chortle | ****The Skinny | ****One 4Review | ****Beyond The Joke

Fern Brady:

Following two shows that sold out through word of mouth alone Scottish comedian Fern is back for another Scottish hour. Scottish. As seen on English comedian Russell Howard's Stand Up Central, English comedian Stewart Lee's Alternative Comedy Experience and English TV programme 8 out of 10 Cats. God, I hope I can cry over a dead relative or come across as sincere this year. As heard on Radio 4's State of the Nation's and BBC Scotland's Breaking the News.

“An astounding hour” ***** The List.
“Quick witted acerbic stand up” ***** Skinny

Eddy Brimson:
Eddy Brimson is one of the UK circuits most in demand headline acts working regularly with all the leading promoters.
Eddy is equally at home internationally having taken to the stage from Norway to China with just about everywhere in between. He was one of the first ever comics to perform in Myanmar and invitations to perform at the Altitude Festival in the French Alps, the New Zealand International Comedy Festival and both the Melbourne and Perth Comedy Festivals in Australia have secured his place in the comedy industry.
He is also a regular at the Edinburgh Festival where he once even played a gig naked! Thankfully no cameras were allowed into the venue.
“Engaging and compelling” - Three Weeks
“The crowd loved him” - The Guardian

Date: 7 Jul 2017
Prices: £10.00 to £12.00

Commissioned by the Edinburgh International Festival and presented in association
with Beacon Arts Centre, Vox Motus present
Flight adapted by Oliver Emanuel from the novel Hinterland by Caroline Brothers

Times vary as capacity is limited to 25 per performance.

Two young orphaned brothers embark on a desperate odyssey across Europe, in a heart wrench-ing road story of terror, hope and survival. Mixing graphic novel with exquisite diorama, Flight draws you into its fragile miniature world and allows you to contemplate its gripping story of two children lost in dangerous lands.

Date: 14 Jul - 15 Jul 2017
Prices: £10.00 to £12.00


Trump and his WALL. BREXIT. INDYREF2. There's so much going on just now that people are wondering what they should be doing. HAVING A LAUGH is Fred MacAulay's response. Join Fred on his 2017 comedy tour of Scotland.

"Fred is one of the best stand-ups Britain has produced" Richard Osman, Pointless.

www.fredmacaulay.com / twitter: @fredmacaulay

Age restriction: 16+

Date: 22 Jul 2017
Prices: £12.00 to £14.00

No Nonsense Productions present
Para Handy: The Wireless Show
2.30pm: £20 (includes afternoon tea)
7.30pm: £25 (includes fish tea)

Join the Master Mariner, Dougie, MacPhail and Sunny Jim along with a host of other characters for classic tales from Neil Munro. Performed as a 1950s radio broadcast against the stunning backdrop of the Clyde, this new production features live sound effects and period music.

Date: 23 Jul 2017
Prices: £20.00 to £25.00

August 2017

JMG Music Group presents
The Keep it Country Show

Join 4 of Ireland's top country Stars for an unmissable show filled with toe tapping Country music, cabaret and laughter that will have the audience singing and clapping all night long.

The show features showband legend John Hogan, the hilarious Gary Gamble and his surreal impressions of Daniel O'Donnell, the pure voice of Joe Moore and the popular Cowboy Larry all accompanied by the fantastic Keltic Storm live band.

Date: 2 Aug 2017
Prices: £20.00

Artistes International Management Ltd
The Little Mermaid

Hans Christian Andersen’s classic tale of The Little Mermaid is brought to the stage in a brand new production by the internationally acclaimed Panto Company. With stunning scenery, eye-catching costumes, original songs plus up-to-date chart songs and not forgetting loads of audience partici-pation, this show makes for an entertaining family day out.

Age guidance: 3-11

Date: 5 Aug 2017
Prices: £10.00 to £12.00

This incredible live show creates a new era in Irish entertainment, featuring world
champion dancers, a traditional Irish band, and the handsome Young Irish Tenors, an
array of the most talented, gifted cast who keep audiences wowed all over the world.

The show continues to evolve thanks to the constant striving for perfection by its producer,
“Rhythm of the Dance” celebrates a renewed vigour in Irish culture, embracing
traditional and current to the ancient SeanNos dance style.

Internationally rated as one of the most popular and successful Irish Step Dance shows on tour, by critics, audiences,
and millions of fans around the world. Be sure to share the experience when it comes to
a venue near you.

For more information go to : www.rhythmofthedance.com

Date: 6 Aug 2017
Prices: £23.00 to £24.00

Greenock Players Youth present
Seussical Jr.
by Lynn Ahrens and Stephen Flaherty.
Co-conceived by Eric Idle. Based on the works of Dr. Seuss

Following their sell-out show Little Mermaid JR last year, Greenock Players Youth bring you an un-forgettable musical caper! Horton the Elephant, the Cat in the Hat and all of your favourite Dr. Seuss characters spring to life in this fantastical musical extravaganza.

Date: 11 Aug - 12 Aug 2017
Prices: £10.00 to £12.00

Jolly Promotions present
Goldilocks and the Three Bears Singalong

The much loved fairytale, Goldilocks and The Three Bears, comes to life onstage in an unforgetta-ble live stage production full of songs and laughter that children will love. Goldilocks, the Three Bears, and Ruff the Dog perform live in this exciting and fun-filled musical production which takes a few twists and turns along the way with other new puppet characters.

Age guidance: 1-7 years

Date: 12 Aug 2017
Prices: £8.00

Opera Bohemia present
The Pearl Fishers

Opera Bohemia returns to the Beacon with Bizet’s masterpiece.

Two men’s vow of friendship is threatened by their obsession with the same woman, a beautiful priestess, who battles to suppress her feelings of love in order to uphold her sacred oath. With beautiful melodies, rousing choruses and opera’s most famous duet!

Date: 25 Aug 2017
Prices: £6.00 to £15.00

September 2017

AIM presents
Totally Tina

TOTALLY TINA! is an International acclaimed award winning production show to the Queen of Rock.

The show re-creates the spectacle and energy of her live shows with a six-piece live band, four stunning dancers and Justine’s incredible impersonation of the Queen of Rock and Soul.

We take you from the early days with Ike, and songs like River Deep, Mountain High, all the way through to Tina’s solo comeback in the 80s with her incredible cover of the Al Green classic, Let’s Stay Together, to her massive solo hits like Simply The Best and What’s Love Got To Do With It.

With hand-made replica costumes and dance routines Re-creating the look and feel of Tina at her best, this is one spectacular show.

We hope you enjoy it!


Date: 1 Sep 2017
Prices: £17.00 to £20.00

Rob Kingsley's A Vision Of Elvis

Now regarded as Europe's most successful Elvis Presley tribute, A Vision of Elvis continues to sell out some of the most prestigious venues across the UK and Europe.

With a brand new show, A Vision of Elvis leaves audiences all shook up, with an uplifting and authentic Elvis experience. Celebrating the music of Elvis Presley the show takes you on a journey from Elvis's Movie Years through to his '68 Comeback, building to a climactic Concert Years finale.

The multi award winning Rob Kingsley has the total package and together with his spectacular live band, this show leaves the audience in no doubt that they are witnessing a truly authentic Elvis show.

A Vision of Elvis is THE ONLY Elvis show to see.

'His moves, the voice, this guy is ELVIS. He captures the soul of Elvis, I should know I worked with Elvis.'
(Ed Bonja (Road Manager & Photographer for Elvis 1970 - 1977)

Date: 2 Sep 2017
Prices: £22.50

Nonsense Room productions present
Hairy Maclary

‘Out of the gate and off for a walk, went Hairy Maclary from Donaldson’s Dairy.’

Anyone with young children will recognise these immortal words instantly as the opening lines of the book ‘Hairy Maclary from Donaldson’s Dairy’ by Lynley Dodd.

Featuring many of the characters from the books like Hercules Morse, as big as a Horse - Bottomley Potts, covered in spots – Schnitzel von Krumm, with the very low tum and Scarface Claw – the toughest tomcat in town. With music, singing and several of your favourite Hairy Maclary stories, this show is a must for the whole family.

*****ONE4REVIEW Fans of the storybooks cannot fail to enjoy this performance and every child should see this.

**** THE LIST: – ‘This is old-school children’s theatre in all the right ways.’

THE SCOTSMAN - when, after 55 minutes, the show came to an end, one little girl behind me just burst into tears, wailing that she didn’t want it to end at all.

MUMS.NET:- "...Hairy Maclary was fab, my nearly 3 year old practically levitated in excitement..."

PRIMARY TIMES: - …a vibrant, fun filled show that cleverly brings Lynley Dodd’s much-loved children’s books to life.’

Date: 3 Sep 2017
Prices: £8.00 to £10.00

Luke Danskin & June Field

After the huge success of their 2016 tour, Scotland’s Sensational Psychic Duo June and Luke are back with their “More Connections From Heaven” 2017 Tour! Both have gained a huge following and have amazed audiences with their specific, accurate detailed messages from spirit.

Due to legislation we are required by law to inform you that these shows are for entertainment purposes only.

Date: 6 Sep 2017
Prices: £19.50

The International Brotherhood Of Magicians British Ring present
Paul Dabek: Look At Me!

Part stand-up comic and all magician. Fringe favourite and international showman Paul Dabek is set to burst on to the Beacon Arts Centre stage after another killer season at the Edinburgh Festival.

Dressed to impress, and with more thrust than a NASA lift-off, Dabek’s new show will thrill audiences with a machine-gun delivery that proves he is one of the most entertaining attention seekers on the planet!
Paul has performed his unique brand of hilarious high-jinx across six continents delighting packed theatres from London to Las Vegas.

Join Paul for a superb night of laugh-out-loud entertainment that will both amaze and astound you!

This show WILL sell out… Book now to avoid disappointment.

“Superb showman.” - Time Out London
“The funniest magician I have ever seen.” - The Advertiser
"Dabek is hilarious.” - RipItUp.com.au
“World class!” - Glam Adelaide

Date: 8 Sep 2017
Prices: £10.00

The International Brotherhood of Magicians British Ring present
The Sooty Show

Izzy wizzy let’s get busy! TV’s Sooty and guest star Magicians will amaze all the family – plus a chance to meet Sooty and Richard after the show!

Date: 9 Sep 2017
Prices: £8.00 to £12.00

The International Brotherhood of Magicians British Ring presents
International Stars of Magic & Variety

Stars from America, Europe and around the UK join together to bring a fun-filled and spellbinding extravaganza to Greenock. This is magic and variety at its very best, with award-winning international performers who will take you on a journey of comedy, manipulation, juggling, contortion, shadowgraphy, theatre of the mind, quick change, grand illusion and so much more. Geoff Williams from America will welcome you to this amazing night and introduce Garry Seagraves from Aberdeen, Fritz from Amsterdam, Paul Dabek from London, Katie Trickett from Sheffield, Mat Ricardo from London and Rafael from Belgium. A truly magical experience not to be missed.

Date: 9 Sep 2017
Prices: £10.00 to £15.00

Utter, in association with The Byre Theatre, St Andrews presents

Stand By

Four Police Officers sit in a riot van. Called out to a domestic dispute, which may turn violent, they are on stand by; waiting to enter a flat where a man is wielding a samurai sword.
We wait with them, experiencing the relationships forged through the stress of the job and the turmoil of being caught between following orders and protecting themselves.

Written by a former Police Officer, Stand By shows the modern-day Police Service laid bare.

A unique performance, audiences are asked to wear single-earpiece headphones, as Police Officers do, to tell this urgent story in a multi-sensory way.

Written by Adam McNamara & Directed by Joe Douglas

‘Director Joe Douglas and his team unleash a powerful tidal-wave of pent-up energy and emotion.’ **** The Scotsman on Bloody Trams

Date: 13 Sep 2017
Prices: £10.00 to £12.00

Homegrown talented singer/songwriters take centre stage at the Beacon in a series of four concerts performed over the course of the year. Come and experience a range of styles to suit all musical tastes. Musicians confirmed for this September concert include: Shelagh McKay Jones, Fallen Arches ( Colin Bell ), Rebekah Kirk, John Morrison, Aimee Penman, Joe McMahon & Mark Philip Jones.

Line-up for the Winter concert includes:

Winter | Thursday 9 November | 7pm | Shelagh McKay Jones, Alison McNeill, Fiona McNeill, Martin Stephen Jones, Chloé Simpson, Gram Allan & Mark Philip Jones.

Tickets for each concert cost: £8 | Concessions £6

Date: 14 Sep 2017
Prices: £6.00 to £8.00

GIP Theatre Company presents
Mon Eh Ton!

When a really moany fan gets scudded in the face by a stray ball before a match at Cappielow, he wakes to meet the Ghost of Morton Past (Shug to his mates). Shug walks the fan through the decades, covering the glory years (yes, there really were some glory years), and the not so glorious years.

The show is packed with laughs and the occasional Morton song thrown in for a bit of audience participation.

Date: 14 Sep - 16 Sep 2017
Prices: £13.00 to £15.00

Emily Smith & Jamie McClennan

Scottish folksinger Emily Smith and New Zealand born Jamie McClennan celebrate 15 years of making music together in 2017. Their anniversary tour showcases a big new sound for the duo, with newly written songs from Smith and McClennan paired with some of their favourites from the past 15 years. The couple’s sumptuous harmonies are layered over sizzling double guitars, fiddle and accordion giving the audience the impression of a much larger band.

“stunning….every number was a highlight” The Scotsman ****

Date: 15 Sep 2017
Prices: £10.00 to £12.00

Barry Collings Entertainment presents
The Quo Experience

Experience the sounds and looks of Britain’s biggest selling singles chart band – Status Quo.

After the tragic death of our hero in 2016, life will never be the same for thousands of Quo fans around the world. But all is not lost; The Quo Experience is the perfect tribute to the legendary duo, featuring an impressively experienced line-up: Shaun Michaels and Dave Crawte who have spent years studying every detail of Rossi and Parfitt's looks, playing styles and stage performances; superb keyboardist Graham Partridge; the brilliant ‘Matt Letley’ style drummer Alex Bayou; and Brian ‘Brino’ Smith on bass, a performer on the Quo tribute circuit for over ten years.

Date: 17 Sep 2017
Prices: £18.00 to £20.00

Birds of Paradise & Tron Theatre present

Blanche & Butch

Blanche & Butch are backstage in a mist of hairspray and sequins as they reminisce about life as a troupe of disabled drag queens. Butch sings touching ballads - he’s all about regrets and reflection. Blanche, all camp and pop songs, lip-syncs - well, tries to - his “unique speech pattern” means nothing ever syncs. And who's the other guy?

The award-winning Birds of Paradise Theatre Company with Tron Theatre bring you a dazzling new production directed and designed by Kenny Miller and featuring new music and high camp!

Praise for Wendy Hoose
“Rude, ribald and hilariously off-colour" The Guardian

“Bold, entertaining and sensitive production”, The List.

Inspired by Noel Greig’s 2006 play Heelz On Wheels and supported by the Tron Theatre, Blanche & Butch tells the witty and poignant story of the lives, loves and losses of the three disabled men who used to be the sensational ‘Heelz n Wheelz’. There’s not much sensation now…

Date: 19 Sep 2017
Prices: £10.00 to £12.00

Rapture Theatre presents
A Streetcar Named Desire

Join us for a dazzling trip into the whirlwind world of New Orleans with a sultry and classy new production of a timeless American masterpiece.

Fading southern rose Blanche DuBois seeks solace with Stella, her sister, after her world crumbles. But her downward spiral brings her face to face with Stella’s husband: the brutal, unforgiving Stanley Kowalski.

As temperatures soar and passions rise, Blanche and Stanley are locked in a battle for Stella’s soul—and Blanche’s own sanity.

Immortalised in the Oscar-winning film starring Marlon Brando and Vivien Leigh, this is a rare opportunity and not to be missed opportunity to see this iconic play, thrillingly brought to life by Rapture Theatre.

Rapture, Scotland’s leading touring theatre company, returns with a world-class production, featuring a live score and a cast of Scotland’s finest performers.

Star casting to be announced!!

Date: 26 Sep 2017
Prices: £12.00 to £15.00

SCOCHA In Concert With Special Guests The Wherries

As live bands go you'd be hard pressed to find a better package than SCOCHA. With their on-stage banter keeping the night rolling along be assured that if you're not a SCOCHA fan when you sit down - you most certainly will be when you leave.

Join the band for an evening of excellent entertainment with the very best in traditional Scottish music given the SCOCHA “treatment". Along with a handful of their own material peppered throughout and the added spice of Greenock’s very own THE WHERRIES to whet the appetite, this promises to be yet another great night out.

”Ye can stand or you can sit - but you won’t sit still!”

Date: 30 Sep 2017
Prices: £16.50

October 2017

John Martin presents

Psychedelic Confessions Of A Primal Screamer

Many bands claim to be era-defining. Few are. Primal Scream were. If you have ever wondered what it would be like to be at the birth of one of rock and roll’s bastard offspring then this book is for you. Martin St John was Primal Scream’s leather gloved flailing skeleton, bashing away on the tambourine in the 1960s obsessive, garage psych, mid-80s period. He was there, bang central, in the middle of the psychedelic maelstrom – in the days before Screamadelica, in the days before Top Of The Pops, in the days before Glastonbury – and he has a story to tell. If you think you know Primal Scream, think again.

Date: 1 Oct 2017
Prices: £7.00

Kayos Youth Theatre present
Guys and Dolls

Kayos Youth Theatre are excited to present, as their 25th anniversary show, Guys and Dolls - an ever popular musical with music and lyrics by Frank Loesser and book by Jo Swerling and Abe Burrows.

Set in 1950s Times Square, this ever popular musical comedy tells overlapping stories of high-roller, Sky, who falls in love with Missionary, Sarah and lovable rapscallion, Nathan, engaged for 14 years to Hotbox headliner, Adelaide.

Featuring Adelaide’s Lament, Luck be a Lady, and showstopper Sit Down You’re Rocking the Boat.

Date: 4 Oct - 7 Oct 2017
Prices: £16.00 to £18.00

Rob Adams presents

Cathal McConnel Trio

Cathal McConnell is one of traditional music’s true legends. As a founder of Boys of the Lough he has taken Irish music round the world, touring the US countless times and entertaining audiences with his sweetly sung ballads, his lightly worn tin whistle and flute virtuosity and his inimitable drolleries.

A one-man carrying stream of tradition, McConnell has music and song in his blood and he is particularly in his element when accompanied by his superbly talented friends, fiddler and violist Kathryn Nicoll and harper Karen Marshalsay, delivering the ‘pure drop’ and roguish charm that won him a Herald Angel award at the Edinburgh Fringe in 2015.

An evening with Cathal McConnell in any situation is time well spent and this evening with the Cathal McConnell Trio is sure to be musically enriching, hugely rewarding and a whole lot of fun.

Date: 4 Oct 2017
Prices: £10.00 to £12.00

Morna Burdon presents

Bonnie Fechters: Songs & Stories of Hope & Resistance

An inspiring tapestry of stories and songs about women’s activism and courage – from the Scottish witch-killings to Vietnam, from the infamous Magdalene institutions to a 19th century Syrian mother who was welcomed with her children as a refugee into the USA and a 20th century adventurer who travelled through Mongolia on horseback with her young daughter recording women’s lives through her photographs…. True tales filled with laughter and tears and hope…

Devised, directed and performed by Morna Burdon

“Deeply moving....mellow singing voice….a delight ” 4 stars Broadway Baby

"Inspiring, humbling , entertaining…." Andy Canon, Co- founder Award – winning Wee Stories Theatre Co.

Date: 6 Oct 2017
Prices: £10.00 to £12.00

The Swingcats presents

The Swingcats: Sisters of Swing

The Swingcats present their new show, Sisters of Swing - a tribute to The Andrews Sisters and the great female vocalists from the jazz and swing era, including Ella Fitzgerald, Peggy Lee and Nina Simone.

They will deliver these timeless classics with their unique three part harmony arrangements, accompanied by the Karen MacIver trio. The Swingcats have fast become one of the nation’s finest vocal groups and fronted some of the UK’s top big bands including The Glenn Miller Orchestra, The BBC Big Band and The RAF Squadronaires.

“World Class Vocalists” - Smooth Radio

"For glitter, for glamour, for goodness sake don't miss them, they're fabulous" - The Jazz House, BBC Radio Scotland

Date: 7 Oct 2017
Prices: £13.00 to £15.00

Rob Adams presents

Ollie Howell Quintet

A young Ollie Howell was given his first pair of drum sticks by Radiohead’s Philip Selway and he is now championed by industry guru Quincy Jones as an emerging creative force. Quincy describes him as “an unbelievable drummer. So creative I couldn’t believe it … he really is a 360-degree beautiful young cat.” Ollie is also the first ever jazz recipient of a Sky Academy Arts Scholarship.

His first album — Sutures and Stitches — was hailed by the Guardian as a “fine debut” with Mojo highlighting the “delicious dynamic flow and an almost elegiac beauty”. The record is typical of Ollie’s relentless spirit, written in part from his hospital bed as he recovered from a brain malformation and determined to forge something positive from the experience. He is now touring his second album Self-Identity (released April 2017 on Ropeadope).

A modern and multi-faceted artist, Ollie writes music for films, TV, and commercials, produces pop artists and has worked as a presenter.

Date: 12 Oct 2017
Prices: £12.00 to £15.00

Entertainment Unlimited presents
Dirty Dusting

After a sellout UK tour in 2016, Dirty Dusting returns to the stage in 2017. Treat yourself to an evening of pure theatrical viagra!!

Three cleaning ladies, (past their sell by date) start up a telephone sex line!!! “The Telephone Belles” – A Dirty Sex Chat Line that really cleans up!
Gladys, Elsie and Olive are three cleaning ladies who are about to be “put out to pasture” by their overzealous office manager Dave. Feeling they have little chance of gaining employment elsewhere, the ladies have to boost their falling income!

A chance wrong number requiring A Sex Chat Line rings into the office and gives them a great idea….. “Why not run a Sex Chat Line?” After all, their age and appearance won’t matter on the telephone and providing they can keep this a secret from their boss….they could be onto a winner!!

Needless to say……things don’t go entirely according to plan.

Written by Ed Waugh and Trevor Wood, this production is directed by Leah Bell and stars Crissy Rock (Hit TV Series Benidorm and I’m a Celebrity), Leah Bell (Comedienne and actress), Dolores Porretta Brown (Stage and TV actress) & introducing Andy Green

This heart warming feel-good comedy will have you rolling in the aisles and smiling every time you answer the phone!

“Dirty Dusting Telephone Sex”- A chat line that really cleans up

Date: 13 Oct 2017
Prices: £19.00 to £21.00

MacFloyd: The Animals Tour

MacFloyd "Scotland's Pink Floyd" return to the Beacon Arts Centre with their new show for 2017

The show will celebrate the 40th anniversary of Pink Floyd's Animals album. The band will perform this classic album in its entirety as well as favourites from The Dark Side Of The Moon, Wish You Were Here, The Wall and many more.

In a show lasting over two hours the fans will enjoy an impressive light and laser display alongside stunning visual effects.

You too can be part of the journey if only for one night. Enjoy the ride!

Date: 14 Oct 2017
Prices: £14.00 to £18.00


Scotland's finest singer-songwriter is internationally renowned for his song 'Caledonia', music for
'Last of the Mohicans' and inspired performances…including his ending of the Closing Ceremony
of Glasgow's Commonwealth Games which was viewed by over a billion people worldwide!
He has received two prestigious Tartan Clef Awards, a place in the Scottish Music Hall of Fame, a
Lifetime Achievement Award from BBC Radio 2 Folk Awards and an OBE!

Date: 15 Oct 2017
Prices: £18.00 to £20.00

The People's Theatre Company Presents

Don’t Dribble On The Dragon

By Steven Lee
Directed by Nick Lane

My brother has a dragon and he keeps it secretly Within a box beneath his socks. He’s hiding it from me…

Tom is a toddler with a cool older brother, a secret dragon… and a dribbling problem that just won’t stop! When Tom's endless drooling threatens to tear the brothers' friendship apart can their dragon's amazing magic help them put it back together again or will it only end up making things worse?

Based on the fabulous new book by Steven Lee and with magic designed by the legendary Paul Daniels, this spectacular musical adventure about growing up and the importance of family is the perfect feel good show for big hearted adults and loving little ones alike.

As an extra treat, Steven will be available to sign copies of Don’t Dribble On The Dragon which you can bring with you or buy in the theatre after the show.

“Perfect entertainment for adults and children alike!” ★★★★★The Guide

“The best children’s show I have ever seen.” ★★★★★What’s Good To Do

For adults and kids of all ages (not recommended for those under the age of 2)

Date: 18 Oct 2017
Prices: £8.00 to £10.00

Timeless Theatre Productions presents
Memories Are Made Of This: The Ultimate Feel Good Show

This fast moving, roller coaster of a journey through some of the greatest songs of the 50s, 60s and 70s, will be a show you are sure to remember. Over 160 amazing costumes, a touch of humour from one of the UK’s top comedians and performances rarely seen outside the ‘West End’ from this superb cast of singers and dancers. Including songs by Brenda Lee, Frank Sinatra, Jerry Lee Lewis, Dolly Parton, Elvis Presley, Bee Gees, Barry Manilow, Jersey Boys, Michael Buble and many more..

Now entering their 12th successful year of producing shows that bring astounding press reviews like this one from WH Times, London…..’Visually stunning, incredible performances….an all round fantastic show….absolutely brilliant’.

Come along and enjoy some of the greatest songs ever written. From the producers of Memory Lane, All our Yesterdays, and Rolling back the Years.

Date: 19 Oct 2017
Prices: £14.00 to £16.00

The Real Mediums Of Glesga

Two of Scotland’s most acclaimed mediums join together for the Real Mediums of Glesga tour.

“Scotland Straight Talking Medium” George Wyllie and “Scotland’s very own Angel of the North” Angel Anne will be bringing you an unmissable demonstration of their psychic and mediumship gifts and some laughs along the way. Join them as they connect with loved ones who have passed on to the higher side of life, giving you a true insight into the spirit world and how they wouldn’t want to see any long faces only smiles and laughter.

As two of Scotland’s leading mediums you are guaranteed to be wowed, spooked and uplifted by this Glesga Banter twosome! Come along and join the laughs, the love, and the connection from the unseen world.

Date: 19 Oct 2017
Prices: £15.00

Des McLean Stand Up 2017: One Night Only

Des McLean brings his brand new stand up show to Greenock for one night only! Multi-award winning stand-up comedian, TV & radio presenter, event host & actor, Des is in demand both throughout the UK and across the world and has recently toured America, Canada, New Zealand, Australia and even played the iconic Riviera Hotel in Las Vegas! He also won three prestigious Sony Radio Awards for his comedy sketches on Radio Clyde.

Billy Connolly has cited McLean as his favourite comedian; you can’t get a better accolade than that!

"A virtuoso Performance" - Chortle
"Right out the top drawer, hilarious, hysterical" - Herald
"As comedy goes Mclean is pure Gold" - Times
"Unmissable, A Master Storyteller" - The List.
"Devastatingly Accurate" - The Scotsman

Date: 20 Oct 2017
Prices: £12.00 to £14.00

AIM presents

Joe Longthorne

TV and Recording star Joe Longthorne Returns to Beacon Arts Centre in 2017. Joe will be joined on stage with his sensational live band and special guest artist. Come and join Joe as he takes you on a rollercoaster of Songs and impressions including Shirley Bassey, Tom Jones, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and his incredible impression of Sammy Davis Jr, all delivered with 100% accuracy!

With Gold and Platinum albums to his name and with records sales in the region of 10 million, Joe is up there with the best of them!

Book now to be sure you don’t miss out on a fantastic night of Song, Chat and Laughter, call the box office now or book your tickets online to avoid disappointment.

Date: 21 Oct 2017
Prices: £20.00 to £22.00

AIM presents

The Andrews Sisters

The Andrews Sisters were America's most successful female vocal harmony group during the 1940s. When the sisters burst upon the music scene in the late 1930s, they shook a very solid musical foundation, producing a slick harmonic blend by singing at the top of their lungs while trying—successfully—to emulate the blare of three harmonizing trumpets. Maxine, Patti and LaVerne appeared regularly on radio shows and in 17 Hollywood movies with stars such as Bing Crosby and Abbott & Costello as well as singing with most of the famous Big Bands of the era including Glenn Miller, Tommy and Jimmy Dorsey, Benny Goodman and Xavier Cugat.

Now the UK's only celebration of the Andrews Sisters backed by a full big band (the Moonlight Serenade Orchestra UK) re-creates the fabulous close harmony sound and feel of those swinging days when they headlined not only in America but also at the London Palladium with numbers such as Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy, Rum & Coca Cola and Bei Mir Bist Du Schoen along with the best loved instrumentals from the big bands such as In The Mood, Opus One, Sing, Sing, Sing and Moonlight Serenade and showcase solos from each of the Sisters.

Date: 25 Oct 2017
Prices: £17.00 to £18.00

Scottish Opera presents

Opera Highlights

Each year Opera Highlights takes four singers and a pianist out and about around Scotland, travelling the highways and byways, by land, air and sea, taking a musical mix of operatic treasures to every corner of the country.

Come September, the minibus will be packed full of props and costumes to bring audiences an entertaining evening of music and good company. There’s something for everyone – from opera first timers to seasoned fans.

‘Amazing energy from all five performers – to be able to get that close to professional musicians and singers is a rare treat. Can’t wait for more!’ - Audience member, 2016

Date: 26 Oct 2017
Prices: £5.00 to £12.00

The Sunshine Ghost

A co-production between Scottish Theatre Producers
and Festival and King’s Theatres, Edinburgh

A new musical from Andy Cannon and Richard Ferguson, directed by Ken Alexander

The Sunshine Ghost tells the wonderfully comic story of the acquisition of Castle MacKinnon by a love-struck billionaire and property tycoon for his fiancé, ‘Astrobeth’ - Hollywood’s favourite astrologer.

Brought brick by brick from a remote rocky outcrop on a small Scottish Island all the way to Naples, Florida, they soon discover that the castle's previous owner has not quite ‘left’ the building…

Date: 27 Oct 2017
Prices: £15.00 to £17.00

Spotted Stripes Circus & Trufflepig present

Welcome My Son

Welcome My Son is a unique interpretation of Frankenstein; as told through the monsters' eyes. The piece explores themes of isolation, loneliness, conformity and prejudice, themes that are just as culturally and politically relevant as they were 200 years ago.

Seamlessly melding the disciplines of Chinese Pole and Physical Theatre with storytelling in this exciting rendition of the classic story, Phil explores the Mary Shelley Classic in a new an exciting way, adding tangible depth and contemporary relevance to the Monster's situation and abandonment by his father.

Date: 28 Oct 2017
Prices: £10.00 to £12.00

November 2017

Arts Enigma presents

The Lynching: The Last Rounds of Benny Lynch

Written & directed by Paul Moore
Original Music by Oliver Lodge

The Gorbals,1935. The Florence Street Flyweight, Benny Lynch conquers the World...and its imagination!

100,000 people welcome home their Champion to Glasgow’s Central Station. From Gorbals slum...to grandiose glamour. Fought and won, a knockout. A World First, when pugilism meets performance, explore the mindset of this Gorbals boy in this poignant, pulls no punches drama. The journey of a true Sporting Legend, as he battles his demons in and out of the ring.

This critically acclaimed, sell out production is proud to be working in partnership with Greenock ABC and Amateur Boxing Clubs throughout The Inverclyde and West of Scotland areas, featuring the Boxing Stars of today and tomorrow

Date: 2 Nov 2017
Prices: £14.00 to £16.00

Phil Differ: That's Another Story

Phil Differ - 'That's Another Story...'
(More stand-up comedy and showbiz tales)

Phil is back with a brand new show of two halves.
In the first, a new stand-up routine built around his unique observations of life, in the second more tales from behind the scenes of your favourite comedy programmes.

From writing gags for Spitting Image and A Kick Up the Eighties to being a director of The Comedy Unit, the company that gave you – Naked Video, City Lights, Rab C Nesbitt, Scotch and Wry, Only an Excuse?, Chewin’ the Fat and Still Game - to performing on the stand-up circuit. Phil’s successes and misadventures are all included in this no holds barred evening of comedy that draws from a career rapidly approaching its 40th year.

What really happens at award ceremonies? Who was the funniest of all the stars he’s worked with? What’s it really like on the stand up circuit? Just some of the questions Phil will answer during the show or in the question/answer session that follows.

‘I love Phil Differ, he’s the quiet genius of Scottish Comedy’ - Rory Bremner

‘Comedy Genius’ - Daily Record

Date: 3 Nov 2017
Prices: £10.00 to £12.00

Mad 4 Musicals Productions presents

Mad 4 Musicals

Bursting with all your favourite hits from the best loved musicals and stage shows, Mad4Musicals brings all the glitz and glamour of Broadway and the West End stage to YOU!

This fantastic live show includes all your musical favourites; Evita, Phantom of the Opera, Mamma Mia!, Miss Saigon, Les Misérables, Wicked, The Bodyguard, Jekyll & Hyde and more.

For families, the Disney medley will have everyone singing along, transported to the icy kingdom of Arendelle as the Mad4Musicals vocalists sing Let it Go.

The show is performed entirely live by Scotland’s leading theatre vocalists accompanied by a sensational four-piece show band who together capture all the emotion, drama, energy and passion of the musical theatre stage.

If you are "Mad For Musicals" too, come along and experience a night of live entertainment with the hit musical concert and celebrate the greatest songs from the biggest musicals in the world ... LIVE!

Date: 4 Nov 2017
Prices: £10.00 to £16.00

Homegrown talented singer/songwriters take centre stage at the Beacon in a series of four concerts performed over the course of the year. Come and experience a range of styles to suit all musical tastes. Musicians confirmed for this November concert include: Shelagh McKay Jones, Alison McNeill, Fiona McNeill, Martin Stephen Jones, Chloé Simpson, Gram Allan & Mark Philip Jones.

Tickets cost: £8 | Concessions £6

Date: 9 Nov 2017
Prices: £6.00 to £8.00

Greenock Light Opera Club presents
Rock of Ages

It’s the tail end of the big, bad 1980s in Hollywood, and the party has been raging hard. Aqua Net, Lycra, lace and liquor flow freely at one of the Sunset Strips last legendary venues, a place where the Rock Star Stacee Jaxx takes the stage and groupies line up to turn their fantasies into reality.

Amidst the madness, aspiring rock star (and resident toilet cleaner) Drew longs to take the stage as the next big thing (and longs for small-town girl Sherri, fresh off the bus from Kansas with stars in her eyes). But the rock and roll fairy-tale is about to end when German developers sweep into town with plans to turn the fabled Strip into just another capitalist strip mall.

Can Drew, Sherri and the gang save the strip–and themselves–before it's too late? Only the music of hit bands Styx, Journey, Bon Jovi, Whitesnake and more hold the answer.

This amateur production of Rock of Ages is presented by special arrangement with Samuel French Ltd.

Date: 9 Nov - 11 Nov 2017
Prices: £16.00 to £18.00

Yvonne Lyon with Flung Aboot

Yvonne Lyon returns to the Beacon Arts Centre to launch her brand new album with Flung Aboot for what promises to be a memorable and unmissable night of original music. Normally known for her stripped-back performances, Yvonne will be joined by Flung Aboot throughout the set for a unique night of collaboration.

Yvonne is among the UK's brightest and best emerging singer/songwriters. Having supported Eddi Reader, performed with Beth Nielsen Chapman and co-written with Boo Hewerdine, she continues to establish herself as an artist of considerable significance.

Flung Aboot have been performing throughout the UK and beyond for over a decade, fusing an unmistakeable brand of energetic traditional music with many twists and surprises. They have appeared in recent years with Alan and Polly Beck as part of The Hogmanay Show in the Beacon.

'just stunning music' Bob Harris, BBC Radio 2
'beautifully sung and played… a fine, fine album' R2 Magazine

Date: 10 Nov 2017
Prices: £10.00 to £12.00

Magnetic North in a co-production with Traverse Theatre Company present

Our Fathers

Written by: Rob Drummond and Nicholas Bone

Directed by Nicholas Bone & Ian Cameron

Cast Rob Drummond and Nicholas Bone
Designer Karen Tennant
Lighting Simon Wilkinson
Composer Scott Twynholm

Our Fathers is a playful, personal new play threading together Edmund Gosse’s Father and Son with an exploration of faith and conflict-resolution in the 21st century. Gosse’s memoir recounts the growing gulf between Edmund and his father, an evangelical preacher and renowned scientist.

When his own clergyman father suggested he should read the book, Nicholas Bone assumed it would reveal something to him. He’s still trying to work out what it is, and fellow-clergyman’s son Rob Drummond
is trying to help him.

A first collaboration between two distinctive theatremakers; Rob Drummond’s work includes Bullet Catch, Nicholas Bone’s work with Magnetic North includes Walden.

Supported by: Creative Scotland
A co-production with Traverse Theatre Company
Photo credit: Rob Drummond and Nicholas Bone. Photo: Mihaela Bodlovic.

“Remarkable, multi-layered and utterly gripping.” The Guardian on Bullet Catch

“Works beautifully” The Scotsman on Walden

“Daft and instantly loveable” The Guardian on Pass the Spoon

Strong language. 14+

Rob Drummond and Nicholas Bone will be available pre-show to talk to members of the audience.

Date: 11 Nov 2017
Prices: £10.00 to £12.00

LMS Worldwide present
Barry Steele & Friends: The Roy Orbison Story

Barry Steele is widely recognised as one of the world’s leading vocalists playing homage to legend Roy Orbison. He has stunned audiences across the globe with his uncanny similarity and ability to authentically revive the exquisite toe-tapping sound of this music giant. Barry Steele is quite simply unmissable, as he takes you on this specially produced musical journey in time, in which we celebrate the 30th anniversary of musical legacy of The Big O and The Traveling Wilburys. The show also features chart busting hits originally performed made famous by George Harrison, Jeff Lynne, Jerry lee Lewis, Del Shannon and of course the Big O, all backed by a big screen and phenomenally talented musicians resulting in an incredible fusion of ‘60s solid gold classics and ‘80s contemporary musical genius all on one stage.

This production really is very special, so come along and remember The Big O

True Identikit Brilliance - The Stage

Date: 12 Nov 2017
Prices: £21.00

Royal Conservatoire of Scotland in association with Solar Bear presents

Love and Information, written by Caryl Churchill

Someone shares a secret. Someone can’t get a signal. Someone won’t answer the door. Someone gets a message from a traffic light…

Caryl Churchill is one of the world’s most daring and playful playwrights. Her previous plays include Cloud Nine, Top Girls, Serious Money. Love & Information, first produced at the Royal Court Theatre in 2012, is an exhilarating and funny theatrical kaleidoscope that asks questions about how we live in a world bombarded by information. How do we make sense of things? What’s true and what’s fake? What about intimacy, privacy, our relationships?

This Royal Conservatoire of Scotland production, accessible to both hearing and D/deaf audiences, showcases the talents of students on the BA Performance in BSL and English to venues across Scotland. It is produced in association with Solar Bear, a pioneering theatre company whose work celebrates the creative possibilities of inclusion.

Date: 14 Nov 2017
Prices: £11.00 to £13.00

Audienceware proudly present
Let's Hang On: The Music of Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons

This award-winning production is a musical journey through the prolific career of one of the most successful bands of all time - Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons.

Date: 16 Nov 2017
Prices: £22.00

Just Beatles

Just Beatles are firmly established on the tribute band scene, performing at Beatles festivals all over Europe including the world-famous Liverpool Beatleweek and theatres up and down the UK.
Expect non-stop hits all the way from the early days of Love Me Do, Please Please Me and She Loves You, through to later smash hits such as Let it Be and Get Back. Every aspect of their performances have been perfected in their quest to emulate The Beatles, making them one of the best tribute bands out there.
Together with authentic instruments and equipment you’ll think you’re experiencing The Beatles live in concert.

Date: 17 Nov 2017
Prices: £16.00 to £18.00

That Swing Sensation presents

Sing, Sing, Swing: Singing with the Big Bands

That Swing Sensation, Scotland's record-breaking big swing band, brings you a night of music and song from the Golden Age of the Crooners.

Be transported back to a time when swing was king with memorable melodies made famous by Bobby Darin, Dean Martin and Matt Monro, with a generous helping of Ol’ Blue Eyes himself .
Fabulous singers and the 14 piece big swing band guarantee to make it a night to remember.

"If swing's your thing, don't miss it." That Swing Sensation are first and foremost a nostalgia trip and it’s an act they play well’ (ThreeWeeks).

Date: 18 Nov 2017
Prices: £14.00 to £16.00

Regular Music presents

Hue & Cry + Special Guests

Platinum-selling duo Hue and Cry return to the live stage with their full band to celebrate the release of their brand new studio album Pocketful Of Stones. The album is a blend of masterful ballads and anthems, and their first record of completely original material since 2012’s Hot Wire. This live show will showcase new tracks from the album along with well-loved classics including Labour of Love and Looking For Linda.

Date: 19 Nov 2017
Prices: £26.50

Dominic Kirwan In Concert With Lisa Stanley

Firmly established as one of Ireland’s greatest ever entertainers, Dominic Kirwan hits the road again in 2017 with a brand new show.

Accompanying DOMINIC on the 2017 tour will be LISA STANLEY, one of Ireland’s top female vocalists and star of TV Channel 389 KEEP IT COUNTRY’s………..…”THE LISA STANLEY SHOW.”

Dominic and Lisa bring their own inimitable style to the vast and rich musical heritage of their homeland. Mixed with the unique quality as versatile entertainers performing a selection of various musical styles, including, Pop, Country and Rock n Roll.

A show not to be missed.

Book early to avoid disappointment!

Date: 22 Nov 2017
Prices: £25.00

Fair Pley presents


A Play of Two Halves by Ian Auld & Willy Maley
A rehearsed reading with live music
Adapted and Directed by Martin McCardie
Musical Director Dave Anderson

Get ready to roar for the golden anniversary of the finest silver ever lifted. If you know the history … don’t just remember it, relive it…

In May 1967, 10,000 of the greatest supporters in the world embarked on the most important crusade since the quest for the Holy Grail. They hailed from Scotland, Ireland, and every corner of the globe. Most were Celtic daft. Some were just plain daft.

The Celticade stretched from the Campsie Fells to the Pyrenees, rolling like a green carpet across Europe. Those who couldn’t afford the plane travelled on slow boats and long-distance lorries, in battered vans and buses, on rusty bikes and blistered feet, in used cars and trains that never ran on time.

The fans lived on borrowed time and borrowed money, arriving in Lisbon with a fistful of escudos and a heartful of hope. They were married to Celtic and pregnant with passion. The club was their kith and kin, their neighbour, their best friend, their ticket to immortality. They came clutching floodlit memories. They came over broken glass and stones, walking on water and living on a prayer. They came in search of paradise, and found it in Portugal.

A full cast of ten, plus live band, recreate the humour, passion and occasional calamity that accompanied a Glasgow & District XI showing Europe’s finest how the beautiful game should be played.

Date: 24 Nov 2017
Prices: £13.00 to £17.00

Greenock Players present

Join Cinders as she transforms from rags to riches, outwits her very ugly and gruesome sisters, and, with the help of her best friend Buttons and one very magical Fairy Godmother, wins the heart of the dashing Prince Charming.

Brought to you by The Greenock Players and written by Scottish actor, writer and director Eric Potts, Cinderella features all of the ingredients of the perfect pantomime; a fabulous cast and orchestra, laugh-out-loud comedy, spectacular scenery and special effects, beautiful costumes and lots of boos and hisses for all the family to enjoy.

Get your tickets now, the clock is ticking! Don’t miss your chance to see Cinderella, the Fairy Godmother of all pantomimes.

Director- Ashley Smith
Musical Director- Donald Campbell
Choreographer- Gemma Campbell

Date: 30 Nov - 2 Dec 2017
Prices: £8.75 to £10.00

December 2017

Greenock Players present

Join Cinders as she transforms from rags to riches, outwits her very ugly and gruesome sisters, and, with the help of her best friend Buttons and one very magical Fairy Godmother, wins the heart of the dashing Prince Charming.

Brought to you by The Greenock Players and written by Scottish actor, writer and director Eric Potts, Cinderella features all of the ingredients of the perfect pantomime; a fabulous cast and orchestra, laugh-out-loud comedy, spectacular scenery and special effects, beautiful costumes and lots of boos and hisses for all the family to enjoy.

Get your tickets now, the clock is ticking! Don’t miss your chance to see Cinderella, the Fairy Godmother of all pantomimes.

Director- Ashley Smith
Musical Director- Donald Campbell
Choreographer- Gemma Campbell

Date: 30 Nov - 2 Dec 2017
Prices: £8.75 to £10.00

Delighted to announce that our 2017 pantomime will be the wickedly funny Snow White. The show will also have a special guest appearance by CBeebies’ megastar Justin Fletcher as the Magic Mirror, where he will appear as a pre-recorded video

Date: 8 Dec - 30 Dec 2017
Prices: £11.00 to £20.00

No Nonsense Productions & Beacon Arts Centre presents

It's A Wonderful Life: A Radio Play On Stage by Tony Palermo

Back by popular demand, for its sixth consecutive year, It's A Wonderful Life is the story of the most inspirational film of all time and a heart-warming American family classic. It's a Wonderful Life is brought to the stage in a Live Radio Play performed as a 1940s radio broadcast in front of a studio audience. Six actors play 1940s radio actors who in turn portray ALL the characters of ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’.

Featuring live sound effects and live music this performance is a rare opportunity to see how a 1940s radio broadcast was produced.

Date: 20 Dec - 23 Dec 2017
Prices: £13.00 to £15.00

March 2018

Audienceware presents

Bowie Experience

Bowie Experience is a breathtaking concert celebrating the music of the world’s greatest pop icon, David Bowie. A must see for all Bowie fans, the latest production promises an unforgettable journey of sound and vision, featuring all the hits from A to Ziggy.

Bowie Experience continues to amaze audiences with an astounding attention to detail, bringing the golden years of David Bowie to theatres across the globe. So, put on your red shoes and Let’s Dance!

★★★★★ “Phenomenal”

“Absolutely brilliant”

Ticketmaster Reviews


“Totally awesome”
“Fantastic, Wow, Amazing”
“Mind blowing”
Facebook Reviews

Date: 4 Mar 2018
Prices: £22.00